雷人诗

还不如我的呢             赠汪伦
                          李白乘舟不付钱，
                          被人一脚蹿下船
                          桃花潭水深千尺
                          不知李白死没死    
                             望庐山瀑布（一）
                       日照香庐生紫烟
                       李白走进烤鸭店
                       口水流了三千尺
                       摸摸口袋没有钱    
                          望庐山瀑布（二）
                        日照香庐生紫烟
                        李白走进厕所间
                        小李飞刀一瞬间
                        李白变成小太监
                        静夜思（一）
                       床前明月光
                       地上鞋两双
                       床上狗男女
                       其中就有你
                            静夜思（二）
                          床前明月光
                          疑是地上霜
                          看见X光
                          全家死光光
                             春晓
                        春眠不绝晓
                         处处性骚扰
                         夜来小色狼  
                          美女变大嫂    

LS人才 不解释

果然好“湿”，好“湿”呀